Thursday, May 10, 2012

Hasselhoff Comes To Terms With Age In New Piranha 3DD Clip.


David  Hasselhoff has finally comes to terms with his aging in this new clip from Piranha 3DD, released exclusively from Hulu. Check out the clip here and check out Piranha 3DD in theatres June 1st.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Hasselhoff Is The Love Hunter In New Piranha 3DD Clip



A new clip for the upcoming sequel to 2010's Piranha has been floating around on the internet today. The brief clips reveals David Hasselhoff serenading to two girls, Dawn and Rochelle. Nothing too interesting in this clip, but I'm not going to complain. View the clip here. Check out Piranha 3DD in theatres and VOD on June 1st!

Friday, May 4, 2012

Piranha 3DD Soundtrack Announced!

Lakeshore Records has announced on their official Facebook page that the Piranha 3DD Original Motion Picture Soundtrack will be out DIGITALLY on May 29th! Expect a score soundtrack by Elia Cmiral to follow.


Tracklisting
01. Got Me in a Trance - Marcus Latief Scott
02. Summer School – Twirl
03. C’mon I Can’t Wait - Automatic Music Explosion
04. Chemical Kings - The One & Only’s
05. The Impatient, the Imperfect, the Impossible - All The Right Moves
06. Open Ya Mind - Sarah Khula
07. Very Busy People - The Limousines
08. Before I Die – Cellphish
09. Flaskaboozendancingshoes - The Limousines
10. Blast - Bobot Adrenaline
11. Quit, You’re Being Thoughtless - Moros Eros
12. I’m Always Here - Jason Scheff
13. Summertime - Josh Mobley feat. Reina Williams
14. The Good Life - Amber Pacific
15. Internet Killed the Video Star - The Limousines
16. Head Banger - Robert Etoll
17. Viktors Misery - Bobot Adrenaline

The Piranha 3DD Website Has Launched!


Finally! Dimensions has updated their site with more than just the "coming soon" bit we've seen for the past few weeks! The website has an "adult pool 17+" section which requires Facebook to get into, but I'm assuming that just shows you the Red Band trailer. Along with that is some stills, cast and crew, and more. Check it out for yourself here!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Four New Stills of Aimee Teegarden in Scream 4?

I'm a tad bit confused as to why these Scream 4 stills weren't released a while ago, especially around the time the home-media release, but I'm not going to complain. Here are four new stills of Aimee Teegarden in the opening scene of Scream 4. Enjoy..

Piranha 3DD: What Exactly Will We See?


Dimensions Films has always been very clever with their promotion, especially with their trailers which usually include scenes shot strictly for promotion, most notably in 2006's Black X-Mas and 2011's Scream 4, but even 2010's Piranha 3D found itself with many scenes found in the trailers and TV spots that never showed up in the final cut, which came as a huge disapointment to many fans.


 I've recently found myself asking if they've done the same thing with their upcoming release Piranha 3DD.It's actually really hard to tell what will stay in the final cut of the film, and what exactly is just being used for promotion, especially when there's a huge lack of promotion.

Though I do suspect that the ending scene in the trailer featuring a piranha swimming inside of Danielle Panabaker's vagina has only been shot for promotion, especially if, which was revealed in the trailer as well, a piranha swims inside another character's vagina, because, lets fact it, no film director would be smart enough to include the same gag more than once, unless they actually want their film to be boring.


But as far as I can see, that's the only scene that looks like it's been shot for promotion, but I'm sure that once the film is released on June 1st, we will all fall victim to the misleading promotional footage.

Legends Never Die - Urban Legends: Final Cut Review


In this underrated sequel to 1998's "Urban Legend", a group of film students find themselves being stalked by a serial killer basing their murders off of, well, urban legends, as they struggle to complete their thesis films based on, get ready for it, urban legends!


I'm gonna make this review as brief as possible, but I honestly prefer this film more than the first and I will honestly never understand why this movie bombed at the box-office. Maybe it was the awful trailer? Lack of reference to the first film? Who knows, but this film deserves a lot more credit than it deserves. It's definitely not a grade-A slasher, but it's definitely not a grade-B slasher, either.

As far as the plot goes, it does sound and is a bit ridiculous, but that doesn't necessarily make this movie bad, in fact, I think that's what made this movie good. Filming a movie about urban legends while your cast and crew are being murdered based on urban legends? It's definitely something different for the slasher genre.

While the actors were a bit annoying, especially the lead, played by Jennifer Morrison, they really did a great job in most scenes. Jessica Cauffiel especially stuck out most. Her character, Sandra, was horribly bad at acting, and she played that character pretty damn good, making herself seem like a terrible actress which I found to be quite hilarious, actually.
 

The kills in this movie are actually some of my favorites in the slasher genre, including one very minor character's who falls victim to the kidney-heist urban legend but with a decapitation twist. Definitely the best scene in the entire movie.

I found the "twist" to be extremely confusing and I had to watch the film quite a few times to actually understand who did what, why one did something, etc. which was actually very frustrating, but once you actually understand everything, this movie is quite fun.


This movie definitely wasn't the worst sequel I've seen, and it definitely wasn't the best slasher, but it's definitely one of my favorites that's worthy of a watch. I'd give it a 3.5/5.